Thank you for visiting my fundraising page because you know you are the coolest and want to like, give your whole house to some kids. And then after you give your house away maybe you want to give them some fish to eat, and maybe a puppy too. But don't forget to use your credit card to give a lot of monies!  

Please dig deep and donate to me online. Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to donate to me So please donate to me now! Many thanks for your support.

Lastly, on a serious note, donate twice. Once for practice and once for good measure. And in accordance with the rules of major league baseball you must tell your friends to sponsor my ride too. Email this link to anyone you know who has taken the high road at some point and said, "It's really about the children." Or, "What about the kids?" Or, "No child left behind." Or as Whitney Houston said, "I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way." or "We are the world" or "we have to go there so they don't come here." or whatevs....

Thanks I'll be sure to bike all 30 miles... maybe I"ll even do it in kilometers... backwards... in spandex that fits.