You see this woman next to me. The one with the Smart ASS bottle of wine in her hands. Well she is going down. Thats right. I will beat her in donations. Which should be easy since from the looks of things...she could be hitting the sauce a little to hard...if you know what I mean.
Thank you for visiting my fundraising page! I think you should donate to me because...Im fun....witty...charming...I have great legs...dazzling personality...I was 1st Runner Up in the Starsearch Spokesmodel category....and I have Wesson-ality. Florence Henderson ain't got nothing on me...'cept for a bucket of chicken and The Brady Bunch.
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Many thanks for your support -- and don't forget to forward this to anyone who you think might want to donate too! Inclduing all Audra's friends.