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Donating through this website is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to support my fundraising efforts.

Many thanks for your support -- and don't forget to forward this to anyone who you think might want to donate too!

I am the Designated Plunger for KC of KC and Ron, KTWS, 98.3 FM The Twins.  In the photo taken in front of The Twins studio, I'm there in the middle in the blue vest with Beloved Spouse next to me.  Ron Alvarez is next to him and KC is that fabulous female wearing the gray jacket.  This was our group that drove to Seattle for the U2 concert detailed in my book, "They Still Drop Turkeys at KTWS in Bend, Oregon."  I have severely cut back on my own personal cookie consumption so that I won't make too big a splash on February 23rd. It's been hard but sometimes we are called upon to sacrifice for the greater good.

I'm in a contest with Ron to see who can get the most donations.  PLEASE SPONSOR ME!  KC and I really want to win because losing sucks. 

If you are not comfortable donating online, please mail your contributions to The Twins.  Make the check payable to SPECIAL OLYMPICS OREGON and mail to KTWS, The Twins, 711 Butler Market Road, Bend, OR  97701.  Please specify that it is for KC's Designated Plunger, Twinster Lynette or even NOT RON.   KC and I really deserve to win because between the two of us, we have four breasts that are far more spectactular and stunning than Ron's flabby two.  Trust me on this.  He's also threatening to wear a Speedo to The Plunge and no one, absolutely no one, looks good in man panties.

You can also check our some of my humor columns up at www.lynetteisfunny.com or my blog at www.slaposense.com  or the Plunge Column at http://home.bendbroadband.com/lynetteisfunny/plunge.html