Michelle Dean's Fundraising Page
If I were to try and utilize a guilt trip I might ask that if I ever helped you out of the goodness of my heart at some point that you make a small donation. Have I ever done any of the following for you?
- Driven you home when you have been drunk
- Backed you up in a bar fight
- Helped you dispose of evidence
- Located the clown "exotic dancer" for your party
- Taken care of you when you have been sick
- Bandaged you up, iced you down or helped with any other injuries
- Helped you with your outfit, hair or make up for a special occassion
- Invited you to be a guest in my home
- Taken the blame for your gas attack so the person you were flirting with didn't know it was you
- Decorated for your party
- Protected you at Halloween Haunt
- Cooked for you
- Made you a cocktail
- Bought you a drink while out
- Introduced you to people you love
- Introduced you to people you had sex with
- Made you a birthday cake
- Watched your kids even if they are now adults
- Said prayers for you
- Organized a trip you've enjoyed
- Recommended a bar in Vegas you enjoyed
- Covered your butt at work
But I don't want to resort to guilt trips, and yes most of those were jokes. Just donate a dollar or two if you know anyone who has suffered from breast cancer. Or help me spread the word.
Thanks for your help.