A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Okay, maybe more like May 14th, Princess Lay-Me and Handjob  Solo will get epically dorky in jell-o and one of these members of the Rebel Alliance will triumph, and you need to be there to witness the battle.  If you don't like jell-o or wrestling or it makes you spaceship sick (like car sick, but spacier), then please, donate to an amazing cause and use your X-wing fighter to defeat HIV/AIDS in our community.   

If you need further encouragement, R2-D2 says, "BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP!"

May the Force be with you-

Neil and Michelle (AKA Handjob Solo and Princess Lay-Me)