Ladies & Gentleman,
It's starting to get cold, so you know what that means. Soon the Detroit River will freeze over, we'll cut a hole in the ice, dress up like idiots, and get hypothermia! Sounds like fun, huh? Well, it's for a great cause.
The Special Olympics of Michigan needs our help. And hey, by donating you get to see me make a fool out of myself. . . . . again! So please, dig deep. This year, the Plunge falls on my 35th birthday! So in lieu of the thousands of dollars you were going to spend on my present, just pledge me and it'll go to something far more worthy than I.
Thanks for your suppport!