PLEASE help us - we are being held hostage in this 3 bedroom/3 bath den  in Hyde Park,  right off of Bayshore Boulevard.  We're not sure of the address, but there is a mailman that comes here everyday who just ignores our barks for help. 

We want to get outside and train for "Bark in Da Park , Walk for Da Animals (except for bad cats)"  but the door is closed, and the Alpha Dog, Mary Quinlan (not pictured), is demanding $5000 ransom before we can be set free to show off the junk in our trunks (pictured).

Will you please help us? If you do, we will give you a day at the doggie grooming spa (you can go in our place) and you can even get your ears cleaned, too.

Many licks (& a little  bad breath),

 Rrrrrrrrhhhhett  and   Baby Grrrrrlll Maggie