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PLEASE help us - we are being held hostage in this 3 bedroom/3 bath den in Hyde Park, right off of Bayshore Boulevard. We're not sure of the address, but there is a mailman that comes here everyday who just ignores our barks for help.
We want to get outside and train for "Bark in Da Park , Walk for Da Animals (except for bad cats)" but the door is closed, and the Alpha Dog, Mary Quinlan (not pictured), is demanding $5000 ransom before we can be set free to show off the junk in our trunks (pictured).
Will you please help us? If you do, we will give you a day at the doggie grooming spa (you can go in our place) and you can even get your ears cleaned, too.
Many licks (& a little bad breath),
Rrrrrrrrhhhhett and Baby Grrrrrlll Maggie
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